10 reasons videogame scientists are idiots – Make zombies? Sure what could poss… balls

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Doom 3 BFG – Opening portals to Hell

In general, we’re pretty on board with the idea of keeping religion and scientific research as serparate endeavours. But never more so when the scientists in question are simultaneously on Mars, mad and trying to open portals to hell ahead of a demonic invasion of our dimension. That said, you’ve got to concede a grudging admiration for head of Mars research and chief loon scientist, Dr. Malcolm Betruger, who somehow managed to keep thousands of wax candles and bone altars away from the Union of Aerospace Corporation’s auditing team. Maybe by listing them as ‘chainsaws’.

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