PlayStation’s most painful moments

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Mortal Kombat

Balls. Mortal Kombat really hates your balls. And while NetherRealm’s murderous reboot is most famous for its arse-ripping fatalities, it’s the x-ray moves that have us reaching for the Shokan-strength painkillers. You see, as agonising as being horribly murdered is, there’s something far worse about having to continue living after spermicidal maniac Johnny Cage has reduced your testicles to something resembling potted meat.