Call of the battlefield: 10 rules of modern shooters

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Good guys win, bad guys lose

War’s a straightforward business, soldier – whatever the tree-hugging liberal media might say. Remember: we’re FOR freedom and AGAINST terror, which means that whoever we’re fighting is necessarily AGAINST freedom and FOR terror – that’s LOGIC, private! So forget about the so-called ‘dignity of human life’ and man the gunning station of that AC-130. Don’t forget you get double points for taking out ten-plus foot-mobiles at once, and that’s doubled again if the bad guys have nothing to shoot back with more powerful than a slingshot filled with dried local fruit. And speaking of bad guys…

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