Don’t trust the media – Resident Evil
An outbreak of summer flu. A spate of violent food poisoning. A flash mob of 8,000 people on the high street all dancing to Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’. If you see these sorts of headlines on the news, heed Resident Evil‘s lessons and pay attention: you could be watching the early stages of a catastrophic zombie outbreak. Get wise and recognise that the media has only one directive in the event of an undead uprising: to use you and your loved ones as sedentary meat-shields while the country’s elite are evacuated to a floating command centre in the English Channel. Except us. We’re here to help. Everything’s fine. Don’t look outside.