8 Game ideas we don’t want to see in 2013

Army banter


Key offenders: Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, Medal of Honor: Warfighter
I swear to God if I have to sit through another painful chunk of army ‘banter’ as my band of heroically stubbled warriors try and inject some clumsily scripted humanity into the middle of a warzone, I’m going to forcibly insert my dualshock down the offender’s neck. Now, I’m all for making emotional attachments with my squad – the more teary-eyed the better – but let me form those bonds through bravery in battle and selfless camaraderie, not through ‘raw’ looking cutscenes bogged with soap-opera wisecracks.

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