Portal speedrunners finish game in under 9 minutes

A group of Portal speedrunners have managed to jump (and glitch) through the game in 8 minutes 31 seconds, the quickest time ever recorded.

Nick “Z1mb0bw4y” Roth, Josh “Inexistence” Peaker, Nick “Gocnak” Kerns, and Sebastian “Xebaz” Dressler somehow managed to find a series of glitches which let them bypass nearly all the game’s puzzles, harly giving GLaDOS a chance to catch her breath.

If you preferred to take the Portal games at a more leisurely (read: confused) pace, you might appreciate the Portal turrent plushie. Somehow it makes sense for something that cooed “I don’t hate you” so many times to be soft and cuddly.