Giants of PlayStation. Yes, we’re being literal


Cronos, God Of War 3

Forget having to constantly wash minotaur claret out of his loincloths, we pity Kratos for suffering a family so dysfunctional they make the Manson gang look as wholesome as the Waltons. Although his dad Zeus once eviscerated him, his grandfather Cronos is just as bad. In GOWIII, the titan tries to eat Kratos like a balding vol-au-vent.