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Hana Tsu Vachel – Fear Effect

It seems that we can barely make a single post without mentioning Fear Effect at least once, so let’s get this out of the way. Consider these reasons for Hana’s inclusion: she’s a half French, half Chinese assassin; she’s packing an entire arsenal of inexplicably concealed weaponry; she’s locked in a battle for her soul with the King of Hell. See? Didn’t even mention the unzipped catsuit. We’d twist her mythology so that when the bullets run out she can channel her cursed blood and spawn zombies, demons and those magnificent hopping vampires. There’s also room for some special cameos from her ragtag mercenary buddies, if there’s one thing gaming needs more of, it’s horribly voiced Aussie psychopaths.