The Playstation Quiz: Spot that beard!
A study of the photos from the OPM Movember charity drive might suggest we aren’t gifted in the face fuzz department. Despite this disappointment we’ve drafted in some outside beard expertise and done a damnably hard quiz on the best beards and moustaches to have dodged a shave on the PlayStation. We’ve mixed it up but you’d be surprised how similar one beard looks to another when your hirsute specialist has ham-fistedly photoshopped them to abstraction.
Heihachi – Tekken and Soul Calibur.
This one is a pretty easy start, he’s a PlayStation legend and his ‘tache/stubble combo is as iron tough as the man himself.
Cpt. Price – Call of Duty
A typical bellowing pose from the most famous handlebar holder on consoles today. Bushy doesn’t do it justice.
Solid Snake – Metal Gear Solid
A tidy ‘Mansell’ from the stealthy one, big enough for emergency ration storage without the associated chin itch.
Gordon Freeman – Half Life 2/Episode 1 & 2
A tidy square goatee from a well organised man. We reckon he uses a set square with his clippers.
Max Payne – Max Payne 3
The skinhead with full beard suggests an unhinged mind and reminds us of those iron filing pictures with magnets.