Monday’s PS3 video round up

Hitman Absolution’s new über homicidal video

The personal contract the above alludes to apparently involves 47 taking on a job for his ex agency contact Diana… after he brutally offs her. Uh huh. We have no idea what any of it has to do with dead naked women or dead naked dudes wearing gas masks. Regardless, here are some Hitman: Absolution screens for your peepers to digest.

Uncharted: Golden Abyss’s Japanese ad

May mechanical Godzilla look down and resist the urge to vaporise the good folk of Japan. Bugger showing off any actual footage of Uncharted: Golden Abyss in this advert. We’d rather see a guy shout his wee lungs out to an excitable crowd, in what looks to be a dimly lit outdoor car park. Here’s an Uncharted: Golden Abyss preview to satiate your Drake hankerings.

Skyrim’s epic cheese mountain

So. Much. Cheese. We daren’t think what would be happening in the groinal regions of Wallace and Gromit if the pair ever saw this footgae. Despite the Elder Scrolls V’s framerate woes on PS3, it still won game of the year at the 2011 VGA Awards.