Saints Row The Third trophies

Saints Row

The Saint Row trophies are up on No spoilers as such, more confusion and concern with awards when you “Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.” Nice. There’s a fairly good spread with plenty of easy bronze and silver to boost your score. Anyway see what you think. You’ve got a bit of time before the game’s November 18th release date.

Bronze trophies

Dead Presidents - Complete ‘When Good Heists…’.

The Welcome Wagon - Complete ‘I’m Free – Free Falling’.

We’re Takin’ Over - Complete ‘We’ve Only Just Begun’.

Tower Defense - Complete Act 1 in one way.

Kuh, Boom - Complete Act 1 in another way.

Gotta Break Em In - Complete ‘The Ho Boat’.

I Heart Nyte Blayde - Complete ‘STAG Party’.

kill-deckers.exe - Complete ‘http://deckers.die’.

Once Bitten… Braaaaaaains - Complete ‘Zombie Attack’.

Murderbrawl 31 - Complete ‘Murderbrawl XXXI’.

Ouch - Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.

Tune In, Drop Off - Complete all instances of Trafficking.

And Boom Goes the Dynamite - Complete all instances of Heli Assault.

Fence Killa 2011 - Complete all instances of Mayhem.

Your Backseat Smells Funny - Complete all instances of Escort.

Double Dose of Pimping - Complete all instances of Snatch.

Porkchop Sandwiches - Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.

Go Into the Light - Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.

Tank You Very Much - Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.

Have A Reality Climax - Complete all instances of Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax.

Everything is Permitted - Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.

Hi-Jack It - Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.

Getting the Goods - Find 25% of all Collectibles.

Shake and Bake - Complete your first Challenge.

Ow My Balls! - Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.

Gender Equality - Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.

Bo-Duke-En - Hijack 50 vehicles – Dukes style.

Love/Hate Relationship - Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.

Who Loves Ya Baby - Kill 50 brutes.

A Better Person - Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.

Haters Gonna Hate - Kill 1000 Gang Members.

Cowboy Up - Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.

Pimped Out Pad - Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.

Flash the Pan - Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.

Jumped In - Create and share a character online.

Opulence, You Has It - Complete ‘Party Time’.

Stay Classy Steelport - Kill 25 Gang Members each with ‘the Penetrator’ AND the Fart in a Jar.

The American Dream - Customize 10 vehicles.

Ouch - Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.


Silver Trophies

Titanic Effort - Complete Act 2.

Mr. Fury Would Be Proud  - Complete Act 3 in one way.

Gangstas… In Space! - Complete Act 3 in another way.

Hanging With Mr. Pierce - Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.

Mourning Stars - Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.

Hack the Planet - Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.

You’re the Best… - Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.

Life of the Party - Find 100% of all Collectibles.

You’re My Hero! - Complete ALL Challenges.

Gellin’ Like Magellan - Explore every hood in Steelport.


Gold Trophies

Bright Lights, Big City - Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.

Third and 30 - Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.



Kingpin - Unlock all Trophies in Saints Row: The Third.